Troubled talent <strong>Amy Winehouse</strong> spoke to Britain’s OK! Magazine about her strong desire to reproduce and her drive to “keep going” until she has at least five kids and a set of twins; this is of course after her husband Blake Fielder-Civil serves the final 18 weeks on his perverting justice charges.
Baby-dreaming Amy was quoted as saying that both Blake and her had dreams they had a baby as “dark” as her. I’m not sure what dark they are referring to, because Amy is pretty white last time I saw her face reflecting light off of a flash in a picture taken as she walks the streets at 3am in the morning, (grabbing her chest and sticking out her tongue). But rest assured because when Amy becomes a mother she will be a great one, as she has it all figured out, quoted as saying “I really enjoy ironing. If I was a housewife with Blake we would like in Camden. Blake would work from home. He’s got all his cameras at home and his projector, and he would just live in his little editing room and edit his films. And I’d sing to him.” I think I like the new wax figure of Amy better than the one that rambles on about prophetic dreams and the dark kids she’ll iron for.
I knowit is a bit sick that I will be watching the 2008 Olympics strictly for topless men running around all sweaty and/or wet. Yeahthat is my kind of sport.
Seriously, I will rooting for U.S.A and all that jazz. But I would be a liar if I said I was just watching for the sake of the Olympic factor. (I don’t want to be a liar AND a pervert.)
Michael Phelps is probably best known for winning 6 gold medals in 2004 and setting new World Records in various swimming events. He was also the youngest American male swimmer at an Olympic Games in 68 years at the 2000 Olympics. Then crazy hotness butter-face made a boo-boo. In November 2004, Phelps was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. Naughty.
Bryan Clay is also a yummy addition. He is part African American and also a third-generation Japanese American and won the silver medal at the 2004 games. His forte is the decathlon. Benjamin Wildman-Tobriner is a 23 year old who qualified for the Olympic relay team as the second alternate in the 4×100m freestyle relay.
Eccentric folk/indie singer Devendra Banhart featured Natalie Portman in his latest video, Carmensita. Banhart and Portman became a couple when they hooked up last March on the set of the Bollywood lampoon.
The Hollywood actress portrays a princess who must be rescued from an evil king by a bearded prince, played by Banhart. In the end, Portman’s character is reincarnated as an octopus.
The video spoofs Bollywood films and includes dancing, sword play, subtitles and special effects.
Dev isnt the first musician Natalie fell for: over the past few years, tabloids linked her to Moby and Adam Levine of Maroon 5. If were choosing boyfriends strictly based on musical capabilities, Dev is a much better catch than an old techno-dude and the guy who broke up Jessica Simpsons marriage.
If you like “Carmensita,” check out the rest of Devs latest disc, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon.
Nick Bollea AKA as Hulk Hogans kid turns 18 Sunday. Now some good things can happen when you are 18 this I am not so sure about. Nick is going to adult jail. Yep he is going from Pinellas County Jail for juveniles to an adult facility until his scheduled release this October.
This is an open dormitory type of setting there he will be in close contact with other bad boys. Hmmm… sounds like a made for TV B movie in the making. That is if some buzz kill judge doesnt save his now legal ass and keeps him on the juvi side of the law.
I am sure Brooke is sneaking him a shiv hidden in a birthday cake. It could come in really handy on Sunday night after lights out. I am sure there are at least one or two brother inmates that would love to give you a birthday spanking. He might as well walk in there wearing a cone bra and singing “Like a Virgin.”
What Others Said:
The Superficial- If Nick’s lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the “Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts” maneuver. I don’t exactly know how that’ll prevent the butt sex, but I’ve completely tapped all my interest in Nick’s well being. So, who wants donuts?
Dlisted- I would say “don’t drop the soap,” but who uses soap anymore? Don’t drop the body wash, Nick!
He was known as the pregnant man and appeared on Oprah with his story. Thomas Beatie is the first legally considered male to give birth. His 3 week old baby girl, who the couple named Susan Juliette, has made her debut in People magazine.
Her name is in honor of Thomas’ mother. Little Beatie Jr. was born on June 29th and weighed 9lbs. 5 oz. (Holy crap!) He describes Susan as easygoing and mellow and intelligent. After 40 hours of labor Thomas also boasts that everything about having a baby is magical and he doesnt have a stretch mark and also weighs less than before his pregnancy.
“She’s so precious, I just can’t stop staring at her,” Thomas tells PEOPLE in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their bundle from Bend, Oregon’s St. Charles Medical Center. “Just holding her is the best feeling in the world.”
I was in total support of this until he started bragging about his perfect body. After giving birth to 9 pounds of pooping and screaming eating machine, I would like an Amy Winehouse that replaced crack with doughnuts.
