JessicaKate BeckinsaleJessica Simpson has been wearing these long flowy dresses like it was her uniform. She should tell sister Ashlee to try one and to change her hair color. These dresses are perfect maternity-ware because they make girls look pregnant so if you are pregnant you might as well wear one. The look might have, once and again, been inspired by the "Mexicoma" trip in the Sex and the City movie when the girls decided big, flowy dresses were the only proper attire for Mexico. Anyway, it is a fun summer look if you aren't totally commited to the tiny little mini-dress that Lindsay Lohan wore.Sex and the City girls in moo-moos

Lindsay in her little pink dressBut I will say, if I was going to wear a sortuv dress it would be a hot pink one like that. The girl definitely looks pretty in pink which works since the theme of the party was the 1980s. Very original Lindsay. Come on. You are better than that. The whole gang was there: Mama Lohan, Samantha and other hanger-oners like the Madden brothers (sans their girlfriends.) As we confirmed this year, Lindsay is a huge Marilyn Monroe fan which is why her cake was decorated with a picture of the icon. Because the best way to respect your icon is to eat a cake with their face on it.Lindsay and the Marilyn cake

The new cast90210If you have watched the CW11 anytime in the past 6 months you know that when you are not seeing commercials for Gossip Girl or the CW11 somehow finding a way to get a news story out of Gossip Girl you are seeing commercials for the new 90210. Yes, that is right. The show that made us love bitchy, rich kids is back. I mean 90210 is truly the predecessor to The O.C. and Gossip Girl but it did it at a time when no one had ever seen teens like that. 90210 was bold and didn't make any excuses. It didn't insist that their teens were deep and broody and wore flannel (I loved My So-Called Life but didn't you want to kill yourself a little after every episode? Or at least go in a brightly lit room?) Hell, we only knew Andrea was the smart one because she wore glasses. Shannon!

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Megan and BrianWhat do you know? The very hot Meghan Fox has apparently broken up with Brian Austin Green, her fiancee. Guess she just wasn't ready to settle down because think of all the other guys she could date. Not that Brian Austin Green isn't a cutie-pie but face it. He peaked on 90210 and he will never live that glory again despite what the post above me says. Megan Fox is just starting her very exciting career of standing on screen not saying much but looking very hot. God she is so good at holding her face like that!Brian in his glory days

Carrot Top by GallianoWhy would anyone seek to emulate a Raggedy Andyhead with 'roid-fueled muscles, a spray tan and guyliner? What kind of a role model is that, and for who?

Perhaps Galliano didn't realize what he was doing. He may have been having nocturnal emissions caused by his barely suppressed desire for an orange guy with a little carrot top and bottom. Or maybe Carrot Top reminds him of someone from his past. It's hard to say, but it was impossible to ignore at Galliano's Spring 2009 runway show, when all of his male models wore Carrot Top wigs and ridiculously flamboyant ensembles. More than likely he was trying to demystify his models, making them more relatable to his audience by making them look the fool in their little red wigs. Vivienne Westwood may have had similar thoughts when she let that leather bear daddy loose on the runway in her show. Travolta by Westwood